S.M.S. N.A.S.H.A.

funny sms

• Unite against togetherness!

• When I call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u, 2 ring means i like u, 3 means i miss u, 4 means........pick up phone idiot

• aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

• chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na

• kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai

Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay

Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
****heehehhe****

• One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

• The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?

• im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

• 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

friendship wise words

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway."- Jerome Cummings

"Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty."- Sicilian Proverb

"What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whomyou dare to be yourself."- Frank Crane

"A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be."- Unknown

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you canmeet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,is certain for those who are friends."- Richard Bach

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."- Walter Winchell

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else."- Unknown

"All love that has not friendship for its base,is like a mansion built upon the sand."- Ella WheelerWilcox

"A mirror reflects a man's face, but what he is really likeis shown by the kind of friends he chooses."

"In a friend you find a second self."- Isabelle Norton

"The better you know someone, the less there is to say.Or maybe, there's less that needs to be said."- Unknown

"A friend loveth at all times."

"Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet youthan your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."- Richard Bach

"Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness..."- Richard Bach

"Can miles truly separate us from friends?If we want to be with someone we love, aren't we already there?"- Richard Bach

"Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend,as you will always find me yours."- Ludwig van Beethoven

"A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails."- Unknown

"A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and metogether forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."- Unknown

"Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows."- Unknown

are those rare people who ask how you areand then wait to hear the answer."- Unknown

"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is thatthey can grow separately without growing apart."- Unknown

"A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand...and touches your heart."- Unknown

"How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to."- Unknown

"Some people come into our lives,leave footprints on our hearts,and we are never the same."- Unknown

"I don't remember how we happened to meet each other.I don't remember who got along with whom first.All I can remember is all of us together...always."- Unknown

"Love is temporary...but friends are forever."- Kelly Wheeler

"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."- Helen Keller

"You only meet your once in a lifetime friend... once in a lifetime."- Little Rascals

"...no man is uselesswhile he has a friend."- Robert Louis Stevenson

"The friendship that can cease has never been real."- Saint Jerome

"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods."- Artistotle

"Friends are born, not made."- Henry Adams

"Well, it seems to me that the best relationships--the ones that last--are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.You know, one day you look at the person and you see something morethan you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere.And the person who was just a friend is...suddenlythe only person you can ever imagine yourself with."- Dana Scully

"Each friend represents a world in us,a world possibly not born until they arrive,and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."- Anaïs Nin

"A circle is round it has no end,that's how long I want to be your friend!"- Anonymous

"To the world you may be just one person,but to one person you may be the world."- Unknown"A friend is like an oreo,its not always that great,but it always gets better!"- Erin Westbrook

"A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you."- Unknown

"It takes years to build up trust,and just seconds to destroy it."- Unknown

"No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destinywithout leaving some kind of mark on it forever."- Unknown

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."- Uknown

"When a friend's in trouble,don't insult him by asking what you can do,think for yourself and start doing it."- Unknown

Friendship involves man things but, above all the power of goingoutside oneself and appreciating what is noble and loving inanother.- Thomas Huxley

I thank God for the way he made you, distinct, special and unique. You were not made from a common mold. - Erwin W. Lutzer

Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one ofGod's greatest gifts.It involves many things, but above all the power of going out of one's self and appreciating what is noble and loving in another.- Thomas Hughes

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"To know someone here or therewith whom you can feelthere is understandingin spite of distances orthoughts expressedThat can make life a garden."-Goethe

"Silence is the true friend that never betrays."-Confucius

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."-unknown

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend."-unknown

Building a friendship is like planting a quote.-unknown

"An ounce of blood is worth more than a pound of friendship."-Spanish Proverb

"Friends are born, not made."-Henry Adams

"A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature."-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."-Lee Iacocca

"Hold a true friend with both your hands."-Nigerian Proverbhttp

"Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light."

कूल

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter
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Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new
S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.

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फ्रेंडशिप

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge

Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge

,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,

Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge

Dost kia khoob wafaoon ka sila dete hainher nayee mor pe ek drad naya dete hain

Tum se tu khair ghaari bhar ki mulaqaat rahilog sadioon ki rafaqat bhula dete hain

Kese mumkin hai dhuan bhi na ho aur dil bhi jalychoot perti hai tu pathar bhi sada dete hain

Kaun hota hai museebat main kisi ka aye dost!aag lagti hai tu patay bhi hawa dete hain

Jin pe hota hai dil ko bharossa wqat parne pe wahi log dhoka dete hain

Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah।,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....

Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi नही

Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers ..... So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le"

Dreams are to be forgotten, reality to be lived, desires to be fulfilled, destiny to be reached, promises to be kept, relationship to be respected and friendship to be Treasured !

• Sometime in life we think we don’t need anyone... but sometime in life we don’t have anyone when we need... so don’t let ur best buddies go!

• Friendship is like a garden। It's beautiful when watered with lou, tears & cheers, but it dries up if left untouched. So, keep in Touch Always.

• lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!

• Without humor, life sux। Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

• Friends are like stars…you do not always see them but you know they are always there!

• I realised today our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last in a sinking ship & we have only one life jacket I'll....hmmmmm..... MISS U YAAR।

• People Fall in luv not knowing why or how। It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

• If anyone ever asked me, what the statement, "Life Is Beautiful" meant to me, I'd just put my hand around your shoulder, hold you close to me and say "This is it"।

• Friendship requires little effort... Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten।

The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember.

• I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

• A lover makes you realise, 'how wonderful the world is', but its a friend who makes you realise, 'how wonderful you are!'

• True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!

• The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!

• I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

• Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

• A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

• Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.

• Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, fingers brothers & sisters, but a loving friend is blood! So, always keep flowing regularly. Gud Day!

• Art of friendship is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then u must forget the rules & play from ur Heart.

• I have opened an emotional account for u in my heart. Deposit ur friendship in it and I'll make sure that U receive the interest as long as I'm alive.

• Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs.

• Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.

• Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know 'how good u are, but I know How Special U R.

लव

Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing ever & loving u is what I'll do forever।

• I m feeling so happy, do u know why?Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?Coz God luvs me। Do u know how?Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?It's U my love.

• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without without even touching... is the miracle called Love।

• People fall in luv not knowing why or how। It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

• I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with। Luv U!

• Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die। But not loving so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.

• Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts। But if it doesn't, be content it grew in urs.

• I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you।

• Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of।

• When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.

Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they've been hurt before।

• I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine। I don't know why I luv u so when u don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when I'm just a someone to u.

• As I feel the tear go down my cheek,I notice that my heart is weak,For the love I have for you,Will always be gold and true,I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,But know my love will always last,Even though we are a distance apart,You always have the key to my heart।

• A person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face।

• Where words fail, action speaks। Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

• To love is a duty and right। To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

• U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad। Luv U

• Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go। Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

• Luv is what I see in ur smile। Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

• Never ask for a kiss, just take it.Never ask for a hug, just give it.Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.Never say I can't live without u, say I live for उ

Happiness is not something u postpone for the future। It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!

• Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine। Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

• Don't search luv, let luv find u। It's called falling in luv, coz u don't force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

• In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason। But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.

• Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don't realise it...When U realise it, it's too late... U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U।

• Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth। Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction

• Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light to ur heart, let ur luv be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat।

• Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart।

• No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that

• May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep, the autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and always... let there be love।

It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like when I see u, u don't even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

• God'll not give u a burden u can't handle। So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud Morning

• I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more & more like I'll never be able to replace u। And the sad thing is... I know I hv already been replaced

• A part of U has grown in me। And so u see, it's U & Me together forever & never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart

• So, I will stand here forever,If forever's what it takes,because you are my forever,and forever always waits।

• You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more। You r my angel oh so fine, I've found a luv to last a lifetime.

• If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it। But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u

• If u Love sumone then add some wings to ur Love। After having wings if it still decide to stay with u, then it's a True Luv

• A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything, I'll be there।True Luv says: U'll never need anything, I'll be there

• If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you gotta risk the pen

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

• A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me
• Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well।

• Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart।

• Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

• Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other – It’s how u value each other

• Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love।

• We've known each other,For a long long time,But I never really noticed,All the magic in your eyes,I've been around you,A thousand times before,And you've always been a friend to me,But now I'm wanting more

• I luv u not only for what u r, but for what I am when I'm with u। I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, but for what u r making of me. I luv u for the part of me that u bring out.

• Tonight I ask the stars above,How I'll ever win your love,What do I do,What do I say,To turn your angel eyes my way?

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